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Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:41 AM, with 12 notes
Anonymous asked: For real though, how many dicks do we have to suck to get you to release the basement tapes?

jeffco-sheriffs-office:

You really want those tapes? Go back in time, track down those punks and suck their dicks so damn good that they’ll be throwing those tapes at you for another blow.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:37 AM
Anonymous asked: i bet your dick is small, but cute

Thank you :3

Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:36 AM, with 141,417 notes
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Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:29 AM, with 63 notes

jeffco-sheriffs-office:

dyeric:

15 years later still no basement tapes

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Tagged: #omg,
Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:26 AM, with 18 notes
Anonymous asked: i'll brb - on my way to steal andre

shootupyourschool:

andre-kriegman:

shootupyourschool:

andre-kriegman:

shootupyourschool:

andre-kriegman:

shootupyourschool:

andre-kriegman:

shootupyourschool:

andre-kriegman:

shootupyourschool:

andre-kriegman:

shootupyourschool:

You can’t ‘brb’ when your legs are broken.

Hot.

I’m not good at firing guns but trust me anyone who dares try to steal you will be dead.

I love when you take control :3

I know you do.c:

Mhmm. You know me so well ;3

I might know you better than Cal does.;)

I know you want to ;)

Ugh. You drive me crazy.❤️

It’s my job. <3

You get paid in cuddles.<3

Deal. ♥♥♥

Come cuddle me.❤️

I’m on my way, princess. <3

Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:25 AM, with 8,585 notes

nypmh:

call me baby girl and princess and tell me how cute i am

Tagged: #i will, #♥,
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